February 2012
71 posts
I kind of need to beat my head against something.
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Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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I AM EMPLOYED.
Commence celebratory chain smoking and day drinking.
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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I've lost a little weight, so here is a list of...
One entire 2-liter Cheerwine Onion rings… ALL THE ONION RINGS Large 3 cheese pizza, extra cheese, extra pineapple, extra grease Red velvet cake Quart of strawberry ice cream A Whitman’s Sampler Gravy biscuits Gravy grits Gravy Doritos Did I mention onion rings? Sex Bring any two items to my apartment, get a free kitten! …I’m going to the gym now.
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Transaction voided.
I’m still pissed. But apparently screaming, “You idiots just overdrafted more than I owed you in the first place out of my bank account and right onto my goddamn credit card!” is an effective means of getting a manager on the phone and making him call your bank. At least I got an apology. Corporations don’t generally do that.
Feb 10th
Just so we're clear
“We will move your payment date to Monday, Ms. Fincher, and we also have your new bank account on file,” does NOT FUCKING MEAN “We will take what you normally pay out of your old bank account on Friday, and also for some reason pay ourselves $100 more dollars.” GOOD FUCKING MORNING, LOW BALANCE ALERT TEXT MESSAGE.
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Feb 9th
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