February 2012
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I kind of need to beat my head against something.
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I AM EMPLOYED.
Commence celebratory chain smoking and day drinking.
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I've lost a little weight, so here is a list of...
One entire 2-liter Cheerwine
Onion rings… ALL THE ONION RINGS
Large 3 cheese pizza, extra cheese, extra pineapple, extra grease
Red velvet cake
Quart of strawberry ice cream
A Whitman’s Sampler
Gravy biscuits
Gravy grits
Gravy
Doritos
Did I mention onion rings?
Sex
Bring any two items to my apartment, get a free kitten!
…I’m going to the gym now.
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Transaction voided.
I’m still pissed. But apparently screaming, “You idiots just overdrafted more than I owed you in the first place out of my bank account and right onto my goddamn credit card!” is an effective means of getting a manager on the phone and making him call your bank.
At least I got an apology. Corporations don’t generally do that.
Just so we're clear
“We will move your payment date to Monday, Ms. Fincher, and we also have your new bank account on file,” does NOT FUCKING MEAN
“We will take what you normally pay out of your old bank account on Friday, and also for some reason pay ourselves $100 more dollars.”
GOOD FUCKING MORNING, LOW BALANCE ALERT TEXT MESSAGE.
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